Sex Pest? ...... Sorry Just not tall enough.

Berlusconi: 165cm tall, sex pest with caged hair.

Hardly the statuesque Italian Stallion I'd like to chase me around the Amalfi this summer, but if he were a footballer or cricketer, the amount of runs on the board the prosecution seem to think he has scored, makes him in some circles a legend.
Pass me the spew bucket.