Thursday, 31 October 2013
Wednesday, 30 October 2013
Tuesday, 29 October 2013
Saturday, 26 October 2013
Thursday, 24 October 2013
Wednesday, 23 October 2013
Monday, 21 October 2013
Thursday, 17 October 2013
The well oiled machine that is Gwyneth Paltrow Inc. is in damage control with the publishing of a 'unflattering' article in the up coming Vanity Fair Magazine.
It has been reported that Ms Paltrow has emailed her friends -
'Vanity Fair is threatening to put me on the cover of their magazine, if you are asked for quotes or comments, please decline. Also, I recommend you all never do this magazine again'...
I don't like her, I don't like
her GraP blog,
the cook books,
the wholesome life she promotes of empowering women while a team of:
make up artists,
did I miss anyone, of course the tutors for the children, are there on hand each day making sure the Paltrow brand is working.
GP if for some reason reading this blog, I will take you seriously when you put your money where your mouth is and get off your ass and do what we women do each day on our own.
Will the real Gwyneth Paltrow please stand up.
Wednesday, 16 October 2013
To the speaker of the House of Commons, Mr John Bercow, perhaps you may like to invest some time in speaking at your own house.
Ideally to your wife.
I'd start by suggesting a toner after highlights at the salon - thus taking the tang colour out of her hair. Or perhaps a little something to cover up the shoulders for these cold London nights & fedoubders (Stralian for bingo wings).
Monday, 14 October 2013
Saturday, 12 October 2013
Is make up the new plastic surgery?
Does this create an illusion or is it down right fraud?
I had my make up done recently by a pro make up artist, (the foundation was applied by an airbrush machine) and I can say proudly I looked like a drag queen.
A night out on the tiles, I woke the following morning to find my face on the pillow.
I would like to report that most importantly, I woke up with just a hangover.
So the objective question remains, boys how much did you have to drink last night?
Tuesday, 8 October 2013
Sophie Anderton strips off for Gossard and prances around in a pathetic attempt to re live her once troubled youth/modeling career.
Cellulite, substance abuse, rehab, tatts, hair extensions, it's all mutton dressed as shit.
Gossard what are you thinking? If there is one reason why anyone should not buy your underwear
this is it.
Monday, 7 October 2013
Thursday, 3 October 2013
Paris Fashion week is my favorite.
In my opinion its a great start of what's to come for the next European summer.
So boys you are in luck, as plunging neck lines seem to be the biggest statement so far.
It's so sexy, and then the cast of The Only Way is Essex adopts it & turns it into what can only be described and mutton dressed as sh*t
Rosie Huntington Whitley