To the speaker of the House of Commons, Mr John Bercow, perhaps you may like to invest some time in speaking at your own house.
Ideally to your wife.
I'd start by suggesting a toner after highlights at the salon - thus taking the tang colour out of her hair. Or perhaps a little something to cover up the shoulders for these cold London nights & fedoubders (Stralian for bingo wings).
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